After a long day of work, what better way to cool off than a delicious Bird's Nest drink.

Ms. Olsen #1 looks better here than she does during any other given day. The undead look works for you, live it.

This is why swimming with dolphins is never a good idea. Just what the hell are you supposed to do when you find out your idiot wife signed you up for the wrong "experience"?

"Trust me, this works every time. Usually they continue to cry for a while, but after about 30 seconds they are fast asleep… for a while."

Ricky Martin… National Coming out day was just recently upon us… hint, hint.

This poor guy tattooed his wife and kids on his back only to find out she was cheating on him with a younger man. Maybe you can cover with face up with a kick ass rose!

These poor women were kicked out of Disneyland after innocently expressing their love of Minnie Mouse… and titties. No harm no foul!

"Oh lady you don't know what you have done here. I am going to eat the hell out of your shoes. Prepare yourself!"

Someone build these two bastards from the ground up out of legos and lonely Sunday nights. Pretty impressive if you ask us, but you didn’t… so we will shut up.

What this picture doesn't show is the after math of this little "experiment". Imagine hours of pulling splinters out of your peen.

Danny Bonaduce Knocked out Johnny Fairplay at the FOX Reality TV awards. No one knows what started the brawl, but it was widely accepted that no one cared.

A new ad campaign in Japan plays a trick on the mind, confusing little Japanese mall patrons more so than usual. Why is it that every picture of an Asian has Asians in it with cameras?

"Yeah my lizard is just hanging out, he isn't bothering anyone, so keep on walking."

"I hate our house kids, lets move out of this run down shat shack. No just leave it, go go go!"

We are assuming that is a 9 out of 300.

This grocer has obviously has not heard "Hollaback Girl". Gwen spells out the name of the mystery fruit many times.

Chris Crocker is going to rape the hell out of his 15 minutes of fame. It takes a lot of public affection to be commemorated in paint!

Lindsay Lohan has either been working out in rehab, or hiding coke in her trunk. Skinny drug addict white girls don’t have butts like this. We smell trouble!

Demi Moore is in her 40's and she still looks 25! She obviously drinks unborn children out of the Cup Of Christ. She has chosen Wisely!

Leaving her Hotel room this week, Madonna was spotted walking out with a Sex Toy. Now we know Guy Ritchie can satisfy neither his wife or film critics.