Always tough to figure out what it is she does, or why she's famous, but she does have long legs, so that's something.

The back of the Camel Toe Recovery truck says "We'll dig you out", does it really take a truck?

Probably not, it's probably just as worn out as her liver.

Either Clay Aiken is announcing he's out or the costume designer on "Spamalot" really hates him.

Pretty sure the "Oh well I'm just a ditzy blonde" excuse doesn't apply to smoking meth out of a light bulb but it's worth a shot!

This is the biggest tree in the world and it has been hallowed out to hold an entire bar!

Rugby players are crazy. Why play a sport where you get the crap beat out of you, when you can stay at home and jerk off?

With all the nasty ass crap that lesbians are doing with each other these days, it's a surprise heterosexual men have not been phased out.

A Star Wars pit crew works Darth's kick ass race car.

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

Hershey wants to remind the young children of the world that, it's only a problem if your fat parents find out.

Hello everyone, this is your captain speaking. If you would take a moment to look out the window to your left, the plane will tip over, thank you.

Oh really? You stopped taking food stamps? Gawd, this isn't fair! Whose is gonna keep my buns warm now? Huh? HUH!?

One giant vulva door means a whole lot of fun for the office. Especially if ya'll got some of them lesbians working for ya.

Can you imagine peeing while looking out one of these windows? The good news is you would have a solid excuse for pissing all over everything.

Japanese students everywhere passed out when their batteries died and where not replaced in time. Further proving the Japanese are not really human at all.

Get your head out of the gutter, fricking perverts. Its obviously nothing more than a huge penis.

Britney attempts to renew her drivers license and is forced to bring Dakota along. Ugly people work at the DMV.

Al Sharpton is somewhere flipping out while David Duke is dancing. RACISM!

Bread makers threw care to the wind and cooked up a pope sized pizza pontiff. Alter boys everywhere concluded this is one church official they would gladly eat out.