Roll over the picture to find out who's sporting cottage cheese in their ass.

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For the ghetto minded.

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The Westminster Dog Show is this week. And judging by this photo, it's also a time to for judges to totally abuse the crap out of cute defenseless puppies.

...the blood out of you!!! Watch out for her teeth...and her boyfriend from Sum 41. That dude will slap you if you mess with Avril!

Wipe you're tears away, my friends. He's finally gone.

Jessica Simpson has lost about 30 pounds, and has obviously be working out – she's got the calves to prove it!

Paris kept her promises and immediately opened a shelter for women when she was released from jail. Here you can see her passing out soup to the needy. What a heart of gold!

Here's an image from the Jessica Alba Campari calendar that's coming out. They could sell this thing without the calendar for all we care. Everyday is Alba day to us!

With the Death Star complete and Santa out of the way, nothing can stop them from destroying Alderon!

I dare you to say one bad thing about this girl.

Oh look! That crazy lady has a side coming out of her boobs!

We totally wear her outfit when we're cleaning out the gutters, too.

Spencer is so well read for a douchebag.

Easy there Spidey, you're a married man.

OMG the dudes from Metallica totally sold out. We're gonna go listen to the Jonas Brothers now.

We feel so sorry for this dude who just made out with Star Jones.