She's still hot with or without clothes.

She must suck blood or something because those eyes definitely say "I'M NOT HUMAN. THERE IS SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT ME."

Nice dental work.

These pictures of Audrina Partridge in Cabo seriously make me forget she doesn't have a brain.

Here's an image from the Jessica Alba Campari calendar that's coming out. They could sell this thing without the calendar for all we care. Everyday is Alba day to us!

We can't even look at Megan Fox without thinking how much she'd vomit if she saw us naked.

Big Brother ain't gonna get this sly birdy.

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.

"Oh hi, are you taking a picture of me? Sure is a weird time to take a picture of me, all awkwardly bent over, not smiling and such...oh you can see down my shirt? Wonderful."

Mariah Carey married Nick Cannon without a pre-nup, which means he presumably could steal this sweet Teen Choice Awards surfboard and like a bajillion dollars.

That's all, can't a man love the gold accents and tailored fits of a clothing line without everyone calling him names?

The uncomfortable boots with bondage straps look is so last year, although Chris Martin is probably into that stuff.

Mr. Pacheco, next time pick a picture from the photo booth at the mall without your GF in it for your Fake ID.

This purse says "I am strong and independent, back off". Or, "I am a terrorist, detain me without question for many years at a time."

Maybe I don't want to die... I am just going to call this number here and maybe someone will tell me how important and loved I am… oh… well…never mind.

There are no words to describe this beauty. It's like looking into the sun and hearing the words, "My dad never took me fishing when I was a boy, this will teach him".

Marilyn Manson actually looks normal without all that makeup. Although, we doubt he would be selling many CD's, looking like a WoW nerd.

In America, we have learned to have children without the need to raise them. This board game will further allow us to watch reality while leaving the kids busy!

Aww look a baby puffy fish! Or… Jenna Jameson!

No Michael, we didn't come to see you. We are here for your delicious breads and pastries. Duh…