Wino Scarecrow

Wino Scarecrow

Scarecrow Wino will frighten crows away from your crops, but she'll introduce your kids to heroin first!

 
 

Wino On Her Mayo Phone

Wino On Her Mayo Phone

What's cooler than a Banana Phone? A Mayo Phone, next question.

 

Wino Haunts School Children

Wino Haunts School Children

She was actually visiting her Goddaughter, dumbest parents ever?

 

Wino is Nude-o

Wino is Nude-o

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

 

Wino Has Three Teeth

Wino Has Three Teeth

Seriously, if you are rich then you have no excuse looking ugly. You need to be perfect, that means having ALL of your teeth. We are looking at you Winehouse!

 

Weekend at Winos!

Weekend at Winos!

Winehouse spent the weekend basking in the warming glow of the sun. Hey its better than the soft glow of a coke spoon.

 

Wino Has An Ugly Butt

Wino Has An Ugly Butt

Wino has a drug problem, she cancels tours, and wears pants 3 sizes too small. Someone needs to buy her some new pants, that’s some nasty muffin top.

 

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