We never knew the Jonas Bros. were such sluts.

Google knows what Kanye West really is...

We don't know whether Kanye West's girlfriend, Amber Rose, is bangable or not. What do you think?

Here's Andy Dick, shortly after he groped a teenager's breasts in the parking lot the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. He's clearly happy with himself.

Mariah Carey married Nick Cannon without a pre-nup, which means he presumably could steal this sweet Teen Choice Awards surfboard and like a bajillion dollars.

The position of his hand shows he knows it's so wrong, but what you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?

One day you're with Joe Francis on a bus, the next you're getting paid to blow the Governor of New York, it's a slippery slope.

She loves to get paid for sex or things relating to sex.

Eliot Spitzer's favorite hooker seems to have an equally classy past.

Kanye West and Beyonce can play a mean game of Connect Four which is probably more than you can say for Dr. Jan Adams.

The thought of eating an entire black woman is something that only Kanye West could enjoy. Fatties however, love the idea that she is made of cake.

Wow you guys, only in our wildest dreams could we afford such a nice dress and beautiful hair extensions. Having such a dress allows for quick toilet use, sans the hassle of cleanup.

Bush may hate black people, but Kanye West hates any accessory that doesn’t make him look like more of a poser.

Compton High's remake of West Side Story, complete with an inter-district theater student exchange. Can you guess who is visiting from Beverly Hills High?

Kanye West and P. Diddy were guests at England's "concert for Diana," where they posed with her son, Prince Harry. Kanye wore douche-bag 80s Pringles sunglasses and Diddy sported the classiest Diana t-shirt he could find in the hamper. Great job, guys.

Checkkit - Gangsta Kittay!

An 11-year-old shot and killed a massive, half-ton wild hog that was even bigger than the famed 'Hogzilla.' The kid's hunting career started at age five. Nice.

Douche Gone Wild.

Recent trip to a West Hollywood burger joint: Britney's classy!

Recent trip to a West Hollywood burger joint part deux: wait, no, Britney's not classy.