No it's not a comic strip of an alien taking over a body. These are actual cues of who to give your seat up to on the the subway.

Yummy! Who knew Sailor Moon was so cute you COULD eat her up?

Sure it's pretty, but who wants to cut away their skin so they can have pretty scars? This guy does, that’s who.

There is something sexual about a man in a nice pair of pumps. Am I the only one who thinks so?

People who play Halo don't have sex… this is a waste of Bungie capital. As a stockholder, I say "Boo".

Just what Americans need, more reasons to sit on their ass and watch TV. Who wants cheese waffles!?

The Dalorean is coming back on the market and who wouldn’t want to outfit their new car with a Flux Capacitor!? Oh yeah, us poor people.

This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?

Penis rims? Who wouldn’t want their car decorated with dicks?

Wow Christina, you look so flawless! What a natural beauty, unlike like those other woman who cake on their make up.

Wait a minute.. Who wants their teeth to get darker?

Ok, all jokes aside… who wants to stick it in?

This is the highest pinnacle of parenting possible. Any of you Nancy boys who "love" and "care" for your child are just a bunch of tools.

Who can piss the farthest? Question, is UPS saying Fed Ex is reliant on them or is Fed Ex saying UPS has to ship their tricks with them? You both lose.

Each of these LOTR characters was folded from one piece of paper. This further shames those of us who are unable to fold a paper airplane.

Lighting farts is so hot! Why can't all girls be like this. No, no wait - on second though, we don't want this.

Chest Burster baby is adorable. Who doesn't want to just wrap him around your face?

"Yo April! Splinter just escaped from… screw it. Who the hell shaved me like a dumb ass turtle? … and paint? Seriously?"

Who said recycling had to be boring? Take those Ace of Base Cd's and create a beautiful and painfully artistic chair to spend hours sitting in while you masturbate on Xtube.

We applaud a woman who goes outside with no make up, but we would applaud you more if you brought along some sort of mask, or peper spray for our eyes.