PHOTOS
The answer to "What are the troops fighting for?" is clearly, "The Freedom of the Over Privileged Upper Class Dimwit Celebrities".
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4/29/2008
PHOTOS
His cellmate was heard whispering in his ear, "I'm gonna do to you, what you did to rap music".
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4/11/2008
PHOTOS
After attending a Kennedy Center gala, the White House realized someone had stolen several yards of curtains from the Oval Office.
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12/6/2007
PHOTOS
Decent Photoshop or white trash soup kitchen? Hmm Olive Garden sounds really appetizing all of a sudden.
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11/16/2007
PHOTOS
The only black thing on this cover is the type setting.
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11/7/2007
PHOTOS
… because we can’t let the terrorists win.
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11/6/2007
PHOTOS
Awww dressed up like Snow White, rabies all of a sudden isn't so scary.
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11/1/2007
PHOTOS
This is why swimming with dolphins is never a good idea. Just what the hell are you supposed to do when you find out your idiot wife signed you up for the wrong "experience"?
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10/24/2007
PHOTOS
Someone left Dina Lohan in the dryer too long and she done shrunked. 3 feet or not, she still plans on furiously ruining her daughters life.
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9/26/2007
PHOTOS
Lindsay Lohan has either been working out in rehab, or hiding coke in her trunk. Skinny drug addict white girls don’t have butts like this. We smell trouble!
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9/12/2007