We support Dog and Cat marriage.

We're suddenly turned on by the lazy, furry cat.

Sure, she looks like an idiot. But she has to have major balls to have her eyelids tattooed. Cat balls possibly…check above.

Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.

After attending a Kennedy Center gala, the White House realized someone had stolen several yards of curtains from the Oval Office.

With these wigs, I can finally steal those North Korean nuclear plans!

Cats with two heads mean twice the feeding times, but double the cuddle. Unless of course it’s a pissy ass cat… then its twice the eye scratching.

This English cat waits every morning for his owner to pick him up nearly a mile from the house. No one knows where he goes or why, but every morning he is waiting at the exact same place at 8 am.

Decent Photoshop or white trash soup kitchen? Hmm Olive Garden sounds really appetizing all of a sudden.

Even their cats hate us for our freedom.

… because we can’t let the terrorists win.

Heidi Klum spent Halloween dressed as a cat, down to the last detail. Sad and lonely furries everywhere climaxed.

Three-way anyone? Yeah, we didn't think so.

Awww dressed up like Snow White, rabies all of a sudden isn't so scary.

Thread cat has manic eyes.

May this be a lesson to all of you, that a cat knows when you are not a "cat person" They revel in such moments.

Because pictures of LOLcatz never get old, we offer you this wonderful reenactment of the battle of Endor.

Yes I would like two Mexican pizzas, a large Coke and one Cat Meat Burrito. I prefer them slightly charred with just a hint of fight left in them. I SHALL DEVOUR!

Someone left Dina Lohan in the dryer too long and she done shrunked. 3 feet or not, she still plans on furiously ruining her daughters life.

Christina Ricci proves that imitation is the highest form of flattery. Sadly, the cat pulls the look off with more flair... B for effort.