Rebecca Gayheart and her boyfriend, Dr. McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, were o vacation on a boat when she felt the need to inspect his all-beef thermometer. And a little boy was only 5 feet away.

Don't cry, Emo Boy. You will fail at something else some day.

Lindsay Lohan almost looks like a little boy. EAT A SANDWICH, GIRL!

Simple math, boys who played with GI Joe action figures are about 20 years older, they now enjoy boobs

Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

There are no words to describe this beauty. It's like looking into the sun and hearing the words, "My dad never took me fishing when I was a boy, this will teach him".

After attending a Kennedy Center gala, the White House realized someone had stolen several yards of curtains from the Oval Office.

This is a new form of sexual role play, known as boy torture. It looks like a blond Xena has taken over a small village of Cambodian farmers.

Decent Photoshop or white trash soup kitchen? Hmm Olive Garden sounds really appetizing all of a sudden.

Is this art or a PC fan boy's wet dream? More importantly, can you imagine watching porn on a wall of monitors?!

Bread makers threw care to the wind and cooked up a pope sized pizza pontiff. Alter boys everywhere concluded this is one church official they would gladly eat out.

… because we can’t let the terrorists win.

This is the highest pinnacle of parenting possible. Any of you Nancy boys who "love" and "care" for your child are just a bunch of tools.

Awww dressed up like Snow White, rabies all of a sudden isn't so scary.

George Clooney was caught in a compromising pose as he left a local hotel. Someone's tutu is showing.

Charlie boy has had plenty of accusations slung against him by his crazy wife Denise. However, when photos of this perverted mouse pad showed up, all fingers pointed to the Sleaze.

Someone left Dina Lohan in the dryer too long and she done shrunked. 3 feet or not, she still plans on furiously ruining her daughters life.

Lindsay Lohan has either been working out in rehab, or hiding coke in her trunk. Skinny drug addict white girls don’t have butts like this. We smell trouble!

Brits will pay $1,500 for a new sport stiletto designed by failed artists at Fisher Price. Designed for the Socialite on the go, this shoe is sure to scream "Special Olympics".