White water rafting with a cat can be dangerous. And not just because of the claws!

Sisley's new controversial ad campaign features skinny models with their eyes rolled back, snorting "lines" off a white dress. Apparently spelling "fashion" like "heroin" is also chic, now.

God hated the muffins you sent him; don’t let it happen again or he'll get your house, too.

Ice Cube's wife Coco has a body that defies all logic. Behold, her white girl badonkadonk!!

AP: Curtis Allgier stole a gun from a corrections officer and shot him to death Monday, when the prisoner was at a doctor's appointment in the University of Utah medical center. He was later captured at an Arby's.

Seriously, Mom, you're getting lazy. How long before you can't wear those white pants any more?

Michelle Trachtenberg posed with friends at a Halloween party last year... and DAMN! Now I want to French-kiss Snow White.

Britney was caught in a paparazzi mêlée on her way to the gym while she inexplicably sported a white towel wrapped on her face. Why in the world would she be wearing said towel in such a fashion? To pretend she's Santa Claus, that's why, Silly!

White people are always keeping the black man down.

Legally we can't say WHAT that white-ish substance that Nicole appears to be snorting, but I'm calling it out as chaz.

Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?

When the stretch Limo Corvette showed up in front of Paul's house, he knew for certain that Prom '88 would best the BEST PROM EVER!!!

It's like magic shoes for the white and rhythmless! Don't leave home without it!

The cake got 5 full pages, but the rest of the wedding album featured the bride and groom: a tiny Japanese immigrant woman and her white, 350-lb. programmer husband.

"I'm Paris Hilton and I can do whatever I want… including walking my wasted friend out of my house at 6am in clothes I lent her so she didn't have to do the Walk of Shame in front of all these papparazzi."

Black people are different from white people. They also need different hair treatment.

When walking on the sidewalk, some white people follow rule #32 in the White Guy Handbook.

This kid soooo wants to be a White Supremacist