Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.

Well, that's what we've gathered from this sign at least.

It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.

The Sacremento Kings dancers are being "disciplined" for getting drunk and taking sexy pics. And the NBA wonders why no one watches.

Both of these Battlestar beauties can be found in the latest Maxim magazine, which we guess is still around and trying to make you horny.

Here are photos from January Jones' appearance in the latest GQ, a magazine we would have no interesting in buying if it wasn't for photos like these.

...is pretty funny.

Mad Men star Christina Hendricks married someone this weekend. Not this guy though; he's just somebody with a cool mustache. Anyway, this picture should remind you that her new husband is probably the luckiest man alive. So is mustache man for standing next to her.

OH HAI, CAMERA PERSON. CAN U PLS TAKE PIC NOW!?!

This is like the day I found out Santa wasn't real.

You people are crazy.

Sure she is hot. But she also dates Brody Jenner. That's why she's a douchebag.

There's something a "little" funny about this picture.

People sure have interesting questions for Lady Gaga.

Never was there such a beauty in all the land. Lindsay Lohan, apple of our stinkeye.

Greta's just being hilarious now.

We support Dog and Cat marriage.

This kid is going to grow up to be such a baller.

Dude, you are so doing it wrong.