OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Gayheart's a Crotch-Grabber

Gayheart's a Crotch-Grabber

Rebecca Gayheart and her boyfriend, Dr. McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, were o vacation on a boat when she felt the need to inspect his all-beef thermometer. And a little boy was only 5 feet away.

 

Emo Fail

Emo Fail

Don't cry, Emo Boy. You will fail at something else some day.

 

Lindsay Lohan Needs To Eat Something

Lindsay Lohan Needs To Eat Something

Lindsay Lohan almost looks like a little boy. EAT A SANDWICH, GIRL!

 

Kim Kardashian Almost Drops One

Kim Kardashian Almost Drops One

If that thing fell into the water there would be a tsunami that would destroy the world.

 

This GI Joe Movie Looks Interesting

This GI Joe Movie Looks Interesting

Simple math, boys who played with GI Joe action figures are about 20 years older, they now enjoy boobs

 

Amy Smart In Gangsta Nipple Tape

Amy Smart In Gangsta Nipple Tape

Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.

 

Hillary "Double Barrel" Clinton

Hillary

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

 

Instant Lady Wood

Instant Lady Wood

There are no words to describe this beauty. It's like looking into the sun and hearing the words, "My dad never took me fishing when I was a boy, this will teach him".

 

Arab King shoots far

Arab King shoots far

King Fahd's fountain in Saudi Arabia shoots water higher than any other fountain in the world. Desert + lack of water = perfect place for water waste.

 

We make Snu Snu now!

We make Snu Snu now!

This is a new form of sexual role play, known as boy torture. It looks like a blond Xena has taken over a small village of Cambodian farmers.

 

Wall of Color

Wall of Color

Is this art or a PC fan boy's wet dream? More importantly, can you imagine watching porn on a wall of monitors?!

 

Water Weiner

Water Weiner

Get your head out of the gutter, fricking perverts. Its obviously nothing more than a huge penis.

 

Black Lung

Black Lung

A coal worker in China takes a bath after a long day in the mines. Sorry Ling Po, no amount of water will shake off the black lung.

 

Let's Eat The Pope

Let's Eat The Pope

Bread makers threw care to the wind and cooked up a pope sized pizza pontiff. Alter boys everywhere concluded this is one church official they would gladly eat out.

 

Toddling Tupac

Toddling Tupac

This is the highest pinnacle of parenting possible. Any of you Nancy boys who "love" and "care" for your child are just a bunch of tools.

 

Sissy Boy Clooney

Sissy Boy Clooney

George Clooney was caught in a compromising pose as he left a local hotel. Someone's tutu is showing.

 

Upskirt Mouse Pad

Upskirt Mouse Pad

Charlie boy has had plenty of accusations slung against him by his crazy wife Denise. However, when photos of this perverted mouse pad showed up, all fingers pointed to the Sleaze.

 

Jesus Approves!

Jesus Approves!

Jesus could walk on water, so what? We have yet to see a picture of Jesus performing any miracles while rocking a cool pair of board shorts.

 

Gisele is Wet

Gisele is Wet

Gisele is selling shoes or some shiz and this new ad is meant to catch your attention. One question, water is transparent, why can't we see the gooch?

 

Shh...I'm Hiding

Shh...I'm Hiding

Dumb giant boy piece of art! You cannot hide from the oggling.