After a nice hard day of work, nothing feels better than squeezing your way into a hot tub with another person. This is a lie.

Imagine walking into your office and seeing this. What would you do? Masturbate or run away as far as you can?

Is that a penis or alien growing out of Kelly Ripa's stomach? Please, let us know, at it will help decide how hard we want to hurl.

Get it? Cause you can only see half her ass in the photo, and it doesn't look like she's trying very hard.

Don't walk in his path or he'll eat you.

Tom Cruise can almost walk under her legs.

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.

We don't believe in bras either.

Do try as hard as these two when getting your picture taken?

It's hard work to have the biggest "asset" in Hollywood and Kim puts in the calories others won't. Chubby Chasers Unite!

Is it possible to give her the Oscar for "Best Actress Who Made Oneself Ugly" now so we don't have listen to her all year about how "hard" this was.

Seeing Pink and Bai Ling out together really makes it really hard to argue for intelligent design. You really think this is a part of a plan?

She's either working for Chris Hansen or Billy Ray has a much harder job than we imagined.

It's hard to tell the difference but one is a millionaire and the other is cute.

An eyewitness said the crime was committed by a "British Lingerie Glamour Model Whore" and this was the lineup they gave them. She's not hard to find...

It's called trying too hard, and it's what you're doing.

Britney presents a strong case for both sides, looking at her it is hard to argue there is an "intelligent design" while it is also questionable we are moving forward as a species.

According to IMDB Uma Thurman has starred in 5 films since Kill Bill but walking around in a bikini seems to be the first noteworthy achievement since Beatrix Kiddo.

Amanda Lepore, some sort of tranny, spilled its breasts during a recent red carpet walk. Sex is officially ruined.

We don't know what it is, but by the look of that pose, we recommend all Jewish folk keep walking.