Obviously this is a novelty item, because the idea is that someone would walk into your bedroom and think, at first, that you and your heterosexual partner were lying there naked. ...Or it just might be for fat people that don't want to look gross when they're naked. Yeah.

Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.

Wow. You think this guy has a hard time getting jobs now?

After "passing out" on New Years Eve, then reportedly going into rehab/detox spa the next day, Britney was recently seen partying hard in Hollywood, once again. Flattering!

So who's walking who, here?

The harder part is when she tries to get OUT of the suit.

"I'm Paris Hilton and I can do whatever I want… including walking my wasted friend out of my house at 6am in clothes I lent her so she didn't have to do the Walk of Shame in front of all these papparazzi."

He makes for the cutest boss ever!

When walking on the sidewalk, some white people follow rule #32 in the White Guy Handbook.

These boobs were not made for walking -- they were made for reading!

The Smoking Man's lungs look like a giant, hard-as-coal turd. We looked.