It's time to get on a workout plan now that summer is over. Wait. Whaaaaa?

She's either jumpin' or bangin'. Wait -- she's doing both!

We'd love to skateboard on this if only to a rim job of the rails on a half pipe. (wait...we're trying to talk Sk8r. Did that make any sense?)

Lindsay, we've already seen your crotch. Let's see your boobs! Oh wait, we've already seen those, too.

Remember when everybody couldn't wait for her and her sister to turn 18? Yeah, that seems like it was a long time ago.

Seriously nerds, thats the monster you've all been waiting for? You've been JJ'd.

When 1 minute is just too much time to wait, feel free to shoot yourself. No toast for you.

Victoria let some of her pit boob escape it's cold and frigid prison. It looks like a sack of fat… Oh wait…

"Look, my name may be Brown, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. Yeah, you sit over there…"

This English cat waits every morning for his owner to pick him up nearly a mile from the house. No one knows where he goes or why, but every morning he is waiting at the exact same place at 8 am.

How many of you that voted for him, still think you made the best choice? Wait… are those robot legs!!? AWESOME!

Wait a minute.. Who wants their teeth to get darker?

Pauly Shore has gotten fat! This girl must either be blind, dumb or under the assumption Pauly has money… wait.. Does he?

Lighting farts is so hot! Why can't all girls be like this. No, no wait - on second though, we don't want this.

"I spy something black and yellow quickly moving… towards my.. Wait a minute. DEAR GOD NO!"

That little Zac Efron chick was caught taking nude pictures of herself. No wait, this is the other female lead. Ah who cares, free boobs!

An ex-Hollywood publicist leaked out news that Jake Gyllenhaal is gay and has been with a boyfriend for years. Wait, the guy from Brokeback Mountain? You lie!

Oh, wait, whoops – Hold on, can we start over???

Paris donned a black wig to make an "incognito" escape to Maui after her Larry King interview. I guess saving the world can wait for vacation!

Wait, why are you READING this???