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This is NOT a vagina

This is NOT a vagina

This is actually art created from colored pencils, but we wanted to make sure the virgins didn't get excited.

 

Ho Ho Ho, Orange Giant

Ho Ho Ho, Orange Giant

We are not quite sure if Bridgette Neilson is trying to strike a pose or frighten a small village into bringing her goods and virgins. Either way, this tranny is hideous.

 

Lindsay at 12

Lindsay at 12

The Long Island Firecrotch got an early start on the glamorous alcoholism train. I hope those cosmos are virgin!!

 

Simpsons Airplane

Simpsons Airplane

More fun than Virgin Air! (Just don't tell the pilot to eat your shorts.)

 

Virgin Roommate

Virgin Roommate

If you can't say it with a greeting card, say it with a print-out banner outside your dorm.

 

Jenna Jameson to Teach Virgins

Jenna Jameson to Teach Virgins

Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton are pegged to host a new reality TV series that basically gets virgins laid. It's being made by the same guy that released the Paris Hilton sex tape, so you know it's gonna be classy.