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Ironic Suicide

Ironic Suicide

Maybe I don't want to die... I am just going to call this number here and maybe someone will tell me how important and loved I am… oh… well…never mind.

 

This is NOT a vagina

This is NOT a vagina

This is actually art created from colored pencils, but we wanted to make sure the virgins didn't get excited.

 

Suicide Bomber Cat

Suicide Bomber Cat

Even their cats hate us for our freedom.

 

Ho Ho Ho, Orange Giant

Ho Ho Ho, Orange Giant

We are not quite sure if Bridgette Neilson is trying to strike a pose or frighten a small village into bringing her goods and virgins. Either way, this tranny is hideous.

 

Lindsay at 12

Lindsay at 12

The Long Island Firecrotch got an early start on the glamorous alcoholism train. I hope those cosmos are virgin!!

 

Suicide Socialite

Suicide Socialite

Paris Hilton constantly inspires art. That's why someone made a wax rendition of her in the middle of a suicide attempt. That won't get you out of prison, Paris!!

 

Simpsons Airplane

Simpsons Airplane

More fun than Virgin Air! (Just don't tell the pilot to eat your shorts.)

 

Virgin Roommate

Virgin Roommate

If you can't say it with a greeting card, say it with a print-out banner outside your dorm.

 

Jenna Jameson to Teach Virgins

Jenna Jameson to Teach Virgins

Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton are pegged to host a new reality TV series that basically gets virgins laid. It's being made by the same guy that released the Paris Hilton sex tape, so you know it's gonna be classy.