We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.

His cellmate was heard whispering in his ear, "I'm gonna do to you, what you did to rap music".

The Pittsburgh Penguins fans enjoyed an "extra period" as the zamboni's transmission leaked all over the ice.

Baby spice fell off the stage at their latest concert and now she has a baby boo boo. Get that spice on ice!

Marilyn Manson actually looks normal without all that makeup. Although, we doubt he would be selling many CD's, looking like a WoW nerd.

Ice T must have sex with plastic "love" dolls, because that is apparently his type. This is not even realistic, Photoshop much?

Ice Cube's wife Coco has a body that defies all logic. Behold, her white girl badonkadonk!!

Does someone hear the ice cream man? Yeah, he's over there – run! Hurry, run! Oh– O NOES! HE MELTED!

I just love these outfits. This movie makes me want to be an ice princess.

Yeah, Ice-T's wife just doesn't stop! Try wearing a thong or somethin'!

After a recent singing performance at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas, Paris got pelted in the face with an ice cube! That's hot!

I. AM. PROGRAMMED. TO. SERVE. YOU. ICE. COLD. BEVERAGES. OF. A. REFRESHING. NATURE.. PLEASE. TIP. YOUR. ROBOTENDER..

Vanilla Ices or Eminems? You decide!