Just face it: you will never get a girl as hot as Hayden, just continue to be a big fat dork.

It's okay that she wears men's boxers, she's still really bangin'.

...if cheater on the set of your TV show was actually cheating.

Hayden, if there is anything you need done just tell us. We'll do anything for you, Meatloaf-style.

From the "oops nobody was suppose to see these photos" files.

Hayden Panettiere strips out of her graduation gown on the set of I Love You, Beth Cooper.

Many have speculated as to how Hayden Panettiere has not become addicted to sex, drugs and booze, the answer is she has a different addiction, eating the heads off babies.

Toe or no toe she does not look hot. The only people who would tell a girl this is a good look is another girl or a guy who is about to sex said girl.

The award for Best Supporting Bodyguard in a Paparazzi Photo goes to “guy fondling his walkie-talkie with his eyes closed.”

Good news perverts, Hayden P-Something has turned 18 and is now legal. Bad news, she still thinks you’re a fat loser.

Remember 98 Degrees?...We don't think Vanessa does either or else she wouldn't be getting naked in front of Nick.

Perez Hilton tried to trick the world into thinking Hayden Pe-something was caught by photographers with a vibrator. I suppose he assumed no one would check the internets. Loser.

When you're a busy Hollywood Starlet its impossible to find the time to eat healthy. Those days are gone!

Lindsay and similarly-out-of-it party buddy Vanessa Minnillo are playing bad with knives. Dangerously sexy!

Pictures are now surfacing of Lindsay Lohan playing with knives with Vanessa Minnillo! Dangerously sexy!

She used to be on Malcolm, but now Hayden Panettiere just acts like she's not am underage hottie.