We never knew the Jonas Bros. were such sluts.

Here's Andy Dick, shortly after he groped a teenager's breasts in the parking lot the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. He's clearly happy with himself.

Mariah Carey married Nick Cannon without a pre-nup, which means he presumably could steal this sweet Teen Choice Awards surfboard and like a bajillion dollars.

The position of his hand shows he knows it's so wrong, but what you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?

One day you're with Joe Francis on a bus, the next you're getting paid to blow the Governor of New York, it's a slippery slope.

She loves to get paid for sex or things relating to sex.

Eliot Spitzer's favorite hooker seems to have an equally classy past.

Wow you guys, only in our wildest dreams could we afford such a nice dress and beautiful hair extensions. Having such a dress allows for quick toilet use, sans the hassle of cleanup.

An 11-year-old shot and killed a massive, half-ton wild hog that was even bigger than the famed 'Hogzilla.' The kid's hunting career started at age five. Nice.

Douche Gone Wild.

This is some sort of product for the Nintendo DS. And if an old greasy man tries to give it to you from his creepy van, RUN! RUN AWAY!!!!

Only the Japanese could have tricked out a van so radly. It's a psychedelic anime roadtrip!!!!

You should have seen her try to get the bugs off her eyeballs.