Katy Perry Has Our Attention

Katy Perry Has Our Attention

It's really not too difficult for her to completely distract us.

 

Grossest Picture Ever?

Grossest Picture Ever?

Part of us is jealous and we wish this would happen to our foot. It would be a great way to spend the afternoon.

 

Olivia Munn's Buns

Olivia Munn's Buns

Her butt makes us want to cry happy tears just to know something like it exists in this horrible world.

 

Marisa Miller's Boobs Are Totally Rich

Marisa Miller's Boobs  Are Totally Rich

Here's Marisa wearing a 3 million dollar bra from Harlequin Fantasy Bra. Tell us: how did her boobs get so rich that they're able to afford such a luxury? I mean, all they do is just sit there and look awesome. Not fair!

 

George Clooney Is Up In This

George Clooney Is Up In This

It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

 

Marge Simpson Has Cartoon Boobies

Marge Simpson Has Cartoon Boobies

We're not going to lie: this totally made us want to run to the bathroom, turn off the lights and hope to God nobody hears us.

 

Britney's Bikini Body Eludes Us

Britney's Bikini Body Eludes Us

We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.

 
 
 

Olivia Wilde Can Make Us Read GQ

Olivia Wilde Can Make Us Read GQ

Even though we would never be caught dead reading GQ Magazine (for fear that it will make us start dressing better!). But if they continue to populate that magazine with pictures like this, we'll get a lifetime subscription.

 
 

Kim Kardashian Enjoys TwitPic

Kim Kardashian Enjoys TwitPic

Thank God for the internet. Thank God for TwitPic. If @kimkardashian didn't love to get almost naked so much these things would just be too boring for us. Here's Kim showing off her body as she gets it ready for a Quick Trim shoot.

 

Eliza Dushku Pimps Herself

Eliza Dushku Pimps Herself

Dear Eliza, your ribs are showing. They remind us of the McDonald's McRib sandwich. Now we're hungry. Bye!

 

Jessica Simpson Still Has Them

Jessica Simpson Still Has Them

It's good to know that even though she's been out of the limelight, Jessica Simpson still has her boobs. That just lets us know the world doing alright.

 

Kelly Ripa's Stomach Is Gross

Kelly Ripa's Stomach Is Gross

Is that a penis or alien growing out of Kelly Ripa's stomach? Please, let us know, at it will help decide how hard we want to hurl.

 

Kim Kardashian Is Sun Burnt

Kim Kardashian Is Sun Burnt

Celebrities! They're just like us - stupid sometimes! Here's a recent pic of Kim. She says she fell asleep in the sun with giant glasses on. LOLs.

 

If Hilary Duff Had Boobs

If Hilary Duff Had Boobs

If Hilary Duff had boobs she'd be a lot less annoying and we'd probably really dig her music. This totally fake photo makes us dream things. Yeah, we're shallow.

 

Amy Winehouse Doesn't Care Anymore

Amy Winehouse Doesn't Care Anymore

Amy Winehouse, if you're going to flash us, makes sure we're blind first.

 

Gossip Girls Are Trying to Tell Us Something

Gossip Girls Are Trying to Tell Us Something

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

 

Katy Perry Might Be More Hot Than Annoying

Katy Perry Might Be More Hot Than Annoying

Oh Katy, you're just forcing us to want you really, really bad.

 

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