100% more Annoying or a 100% Fierce? We'd like to punch her in the face either way - in a total non-wife-beat-y sort of way!

Just put a meat bone in her hand and Sarah Jessica Parker looks just as sexy as Dee Snider in Twisted Sister. Here she is on the set of the new Sex & The City 2, during a flashback of sorts to the 80s, when she was uglier.

We can't even look at Megan Fox without thinking how much she'd vomit if she saw us naked.

Here's Bono totally not cheating on his wife with two 19-year-old hotties.

Look its Jim Carrey, America's favorite funny man of the 90s, being clever by wearing his wife's bathing suit because it's funny and not because he desperately craves the attention.

Is it possible to give her the Oscar for "Best Actress Who Made Oneself Ugly" now so we don't have listen to her all year about how "hard" this was.

At least Hilary Clinton could look at Lewinski and say she was a fat tramp.

A picture that is worth a thousand words maybe but definitely not worth your 9 bucks at the theater. How does Sarah Jessica Parker stay uglier than her clothes? It seems impossible.

Dog the negro hunter's wife has some HUGE boobs. More like ICBMs… gross.

Madonna has an UGLY daughter. Don't care how young she is, kabbalah needs to teach the wonders of a tweezer and lip bleach.

Britney attempts to renew her drivers license and is forced to bring Dakota along. Ugly people work at the DMV.

This is why swimming with dolphins is never a good idea. Just what the hell are you supposed to do when you find out your idiot wife signed you up for the wrong "experience"?

This poor guy tattooed his wife and kids on his back only to find out she was cheating on him with a younger man. Maybe you can cover with face up with a kick ass rose!

Ok so she isn't famous, but her husband is. If this woman gets any bigger her breasts are going to pop off. Great to have much naked fun time in America!

Heidi Montag is far from pretty and appears to have no arm in this picture. We personally hope Harrison Ford finds her and beats her down for killing his wife. Oh, and for making that face too.

Charlie boy has had plenty of accusations slung against him by his crazy wife Denise. However, when photos of this perverted mouse pad showed up, all fingers pointed to the Sleaze.

"Man kid, your face looks so funny, I bet your mom is ugly as hell. I can hear my eyes blinking and I am friggin hungry. Give me that damned cake!"

Posh Spice has had enough of the American media. She is poised and ready to take over the country and install a government of blue eyed, blond haired zombie wives. Heil Posh!

Seriously, if you are rich then you have no excuse looking ugly. You need to be perfect, that means having ALL of your teeth. We are looking at you Winehouse!

Hilary Duff has a hideous looking sister, but Haylie's friends take the cake. We are not sure if that’s a chick or Alf, but.. Ewwwww…