Here's Marisa wearing a 3 million dollar bra from Harlequin Fantasy Bra. Tell us: how did her boobs get so rich that they're able to afford such a luxury? I mean, all they do is just sit there and look awesome. Not fair!

I love how the two a-holes below them are posing for a picture. Those are lifetime friends.

If they Swine Flu pandemic kills these two it will all be worth it.

Rupert Everett allegedly got a face lift. Or two or five of them.

These two are so adorable cute! (*wink* x 100 = sarcasm!)

I'm totally going to get myself a pair because I just really like to get down like a freak.

Here's Bono totally not cheating on his wife with two 19-year-old hotties.

With the bad economy and all this political talk, sometimes it's just nice to look at pictures like this. Two different people, just getting along.

Do try as hard as these two when getting your picture taken?

Two dudes in Georgia supposedly found Bigfoot. Here he is in a freezer. This doesn't look fake at all.

Check out Brooke's new implants. Two midgets are frolicking inside them.

She's hiding a sandwich under her armpit. Okay, that was mean. We're posting Unicorns the rest of the week.

These two have seen The Dark Knight, and you most likely have not. It's a cruel world we live in.

She really looks great and you can barely notice that she actually stitched two seperate bikini bottoms and a brown paper bag together for the bottom.

As the Lohan Lezbo Watch 2008 continues, this shot from an upcoming direct to DVD movie proves two things: 1) Lohan still can't act 2) Lohan doesn't like dudes anymore.

For all you ladies with Maverick fantasies, this is why he was cast, pilots are tiny.

Mariah Carey married Nick Cannon without a pre-nup, which means he presumably could steal this sweet Teen Choice Awards surfboard and like a bajillion dollars.

Dear Dean McDermott, while most think you're insane for doing this, knowing that your first child has a 10 million dollar trust fund, this was probably a good investment.

This is exactly not what you should do when you inherit Grandpa's old Cutlass Supreme and 600 dollars.

Lily Allen and her two tree trunks were looking around in her car for some fallen M&Ms.