"Stop right there! I know I look like a nerd but I don't want anything to do with you!"

With the Death Star complete and Santa out of the way, nothing can stop them from destroying Alderon!

Hayden, if there is anything you need done just tell us. We'll do anything for you, Meatloaf-style.

Another Windows vs. Mac comparison. Will everybody just stop making these comparisons and switch to a Mac already?

Although it's easy to blame drugs on Winehouse's appearance in a traffic jam, this was actually a protest against the rising price of petrol in the UK.

The back of the Camel Toe Recovery truck says "We'll dig you out", does it really take a truck?

Oh really? You stopped taking food stamps? Gawd, this isn't fair! Whose is gonna keep my buns warm now? Huh? HUH!?

You best not step to me bleatch, I ain't gonna play.

This reeks of a badly written stop animation movie. Somewhere Danny Elfman is composing the music for this girls' soundtrack.

Nicole Richie stops for a moment of reflection, while swimming in the oceans. Woman today have so many options, lets explore them all.

This guy's guardian angel must have been riding shotgun – because he got REALLY lucky!!

Does someone hear the ice cream man? Yeah, he's over there – run! Hurry, run! Oh– O NOES! HE MELTED!

This clever ad for pole dance classes can be seen on bus stop poles all over British Columbia.

Man… she just needs to stop looking at the camera. Forever.

Kelly's plumped up of late, but that doesn't stop her from chatting up some chubby fans.

Paris has huge boobs now! When exactly did this happen? How does she pull this off? Why can't I stop looking at them??

Yeah, Ice-T's wife just doesn't stop! Try wearing a thong or somethin'!

If only this were true, then I could stop fantasizing about Alexis Arquette all the time!

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This truck may only be a semi, but is fully pimped-out. Who needs trucker speed when you have 2,500,000 watts of neon keeping you awake!