Jenna and her Ogre of a boyfriend where caught making out at a local nightclub. Or he was eating her whole, who knows.

God, Renee got FAT! Someone needs to take away the plate and show her to a mirror. Or I, Skeletor, will striker her down with the Sword of Greyskull.

These new shoes have GPS tracking systems and are able to call a pimp or a sex worker advocates group, in the event of an emergency… seriously… no joke.

Paris Hilton has begun her promised change for the better. Here she is holding a baby without dropping it or feeding it Frosted Cocaine Flakes.

Remember 98 Degrees?...We don't think Vanessa does either or else she wouldn't be getting naked in front of Nick.

Yet another stupid rumor about Britney Spears. Is she gay? Or is it that she just likes getting naked and sucking face with just about everyone?

Jameson has either gone on the South Bronx Parasite Diet or she is getting prepared to play Skeletor in the HeMan Movie.

Perez Hilton tried to trick the world into thinking Hayden Pe-something was caught by photographers with a vibrator. I suppose he assumed no one would check the internets. Loser.

Alba went shopping in a Rite Aid this weekend and must have stepped into the freezer section. Either that or she is pointing at the best detergent that money can buy.

I would like to see one of the baggers ask if you needed help out to your car, as you were trying on your new plastic shirt.

Zsa Zsa late husband claims he was robbed and forced to undress by three woman, at gunpoint. Oddly enough they didn’t steal his car or his cell phone... Someone's pants are on fire.

Yo, dis tricked-out whip is gonna reap in da booty like they're AOL discs in yo' mailbox, son!

Some douche probably inherited this car from his grandpa, then just *had* to trick it out.

This rare breed of dog has two mutant genes that lead to freakishly large muscle development. This may or may not foreshadow the downfall of humankind.

God hated the muffins you sent him; don’t let it happen again or he'll get your house, too.

Maria Menounos got a Hollywood star or something – I don't remember because she wasn't wearing a bra!

Curtis Allgier's face and neck tattoos include various decorative swasticas, "skin head" or his brow, F.U.N. on his chin, SS bolts on his cheeks, a crucifix, "Property of Jolene" on his forehead, a Doc Martin boot on his nose, and the "Hatebreed" logo above his mouth.

The x-ray of a snake that swallowed two lightbulbs is now in Ripley's Believe it or Not Museum, right next to the wolf-boy who DIDN'T appear on Sally Jesse.

For some reason I don't think this is part of her normal dressing routine. Or maybe it is!

I think it's the little boy's reaction that makes the photo. Or the fact that her boobs are resting on her gut.