Show the neighbors how annoying you are by putting one of these pumpkins on your doorstep for Halloween.

Woops, at least we thought that was a dude with Lindsay. It's just Samantha! Sorry, folks!

And the internet responds to the bailout.

Mad Men's Christina Hendricks will never give you to time of day, so just use this picture to look into her eyes and pretend she wants you.

Not the most sexy picture of Kim Kardashian, especially with all that farting going on.

With the bad economy and all this political talk, sometimes it's just nice to look at pictures like this. Two different people, just getting along.

Open up and say Ahhhhhhhhhh.

Just a picture of Lindsay Lohan and her boobs; nothing more, nothing less.

We also knew that Hannah Montana was sexuality America with her little song and dance routine. So wrong.

Emo Obama cries at night while applying lipstick and mascara.

We get jealous every time we see Heidi and Spencer frolicking in the park. Okay, we lie.

Do try as hard as these two when getting your picture taken?

After Britney realized she was wearing a bra, she immediately corrected the situation by taking it off and wrapping it around her head, Weird Science-style. Crazy again!

What you're seeing here is the dreaded Child Monster of the Sea trying to choke and kill the singer Seal.

We have no idea what Paz has acted in, and we don't really care. She's wearing a thong for crying out loud. That is all you need to know about her.

Here's a photo from the cellphone of Miley Cyrus. Supposedly someone hacked the phone and obtained this shot, but we think she put it on the net because she wants to be Lindsay Lohan, like, NOW!.

After this photo was taken, the tree started to cry and it ran away.

Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.

The mustache that everybody says looks horrible on you...well Lauren Conrad spotted you in the crowd, and she obviously loves it.

Christian Bale was recently arrested for allegedly assaulting his mom and sister. He blamed it on Batman.