Travolta Gives Mustache Rides

Travolta Gives Mustache Rides

Now what makes people think Scientology is crazy?

 

Travolta's Magic Hair

Travolta's Magic Hair

John Travolta is blessed by the power of Xenu. His magical thetans can transform him from "G.I Jane" to "Movie Flop" instantly.

 

Anna's Overdose

Anna's Overdose

I once overdosed on sexy. But then John Travolta brought me back by stabbing my chest with a needle. I'm cool now.

 

Screaming Kid

Screaming Kid

We'd scream too if we thought John Travolta from Battlefield Earth was holding us.

 

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