For the ghetto minded.

We totally wear her outfit when we're cleaning out the gutters, too.

...if cheater on the set of your TV show was actually cheating.

There is no one working in TV today more respected for their ability to look crazy than Tyra Banks.

2008, ongoing war, crashing economy, no TV, boring election, who cares?? Miss America 2008 looks hot, and thats all we need!!

This TV anchor has the same disease that Michael Jackson "supposedly' has.

Just what Americans need, more reasons to sit on their ass and watch TV. Who wants cheese waffles!?

Decent Photoshop or white trash soup kitchen? Hmm Olive Garden sounds really appetizing all of a sudden.

… because we can’t let the terrorists win.

Can you imagine waking up in the middle of the night, only to find this creature rummaging through your trash bin? Ewww!

Britney tries to escape the set of Donald's new reality TV show with the help of a clever disguise and a wish… and a dream. Will she make it? Will you care?

Donald Trump unveils his new reality TV show and Dakota Fanning just may drop by to say hello. Sources say, no one will care.

A reality TV show in England had a kick off series premier when one of their more attractive female guests lifted up her arm and revealed her true identity. Paula Cole.

Danny Bonaduce Knocked out Johnny Fairplay at the FOX Reality TV awards. No one knows what started the brawl, but it was widely accepted that no one cared.

A genetically engineered Britney-Rosie Hybrid terrorized the Airwaves spewing hours of militant lesbian, anti-clothes wearing antics.

Tyra Banks has gone crazy. Either she has hired David LaChapelle for her new photo shoot or she is trying to bring back Alien Nation, the TV show.

It's really hard to decide which is more embarrassing. Falling down a flight of stairs in front of millions of TV viewers, or striking a bizarre resemblance to Sloth while doing so.

I'm not really sure who TV actress Megan Fox is, or why she might be famous, but she walked the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards long enough for photogs to get a good shot of one stupid, nonsensical tattoo. 'Gilded butterflies'? Come on!!

Here's a surprise: Paris Hilton likes to get trashed with friends. And then she likes to take pictures of herself.

Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton are pegged to host a new reality TV series that basically gets virgins laid. It's being made by the same guy that released the Paris Hilton sex tape, so you know it's gonna be classy.