You will inevitably feel creepy for looking at this picture of Hannah Montana, however, not as creepy as the kid who tried to hijack a plane and crash it into her concert yesterday. True Story!

This little toy will have to substitute for Mommy Spears for a while, at least it will remind the kids why it is a good thing she's gone.

Candy Flavored sex toys are nothing new, but this is the first time you can stick candy corn up your corn hole.

Leaving her Hotel room this week, Madonna was spotted walking out with a Sex Toy. Now we know Guy Ritchie can satisfy neither his wife or film critics.

Compton High's remake of West Side Story, complete with an inter-district theater student exchange. Can you guess who is visiting from Beverly Hills High?

Jessica Alba is known for her beautiful beach bum, but did you know her nickname is Sandy Bottoms? True story.

Bob Clark, the director of "Christmas Story," was killed yesterday morning by a drunk driver. Hollywood mourns.

If you're going to fall off a 9-story building, at least land like you're in a cartoon.

Seriously, what followed next makes Madonna's "SEX" book look like a children's story. Hot.

More from the Paris Exposed files! She even enjoys corrupting her boy-toy!

This is a great toy for anyone who is just tired of Britney's dignity getting in the way of her fame.

And his dad was worried when he started playing with Barbie dolls.

Rumor has it that this bat chopped off the head of the woman in yellow. True story.