OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Ashlee Dupree Will Let You Touch Her Tattoos For Money

Ashlee Dupree Will Let You Touch Her Tattoos For Money

She's passed Angelina Jolie and that Transformers chick as our obvious tattooed love interest.

 

The Guy from Interpol, seriously?

The Guy from Interpol, seriously?

If you don't know who Paul Banks or Helena Christensen are this is just a mildly amusing pic of a dude touching himself next to a topless model, if you do know who they are it will melt you mind!

 

Seacrest's New Beard

Seacrest's New Beard

"See guys, a girl! Her name's Sophie Monk and her bangin' body is all mine!...why aren't we touching? oh you missed that, i was hetero-ing all over her inside."

 

Pete Doherty is a JUNKIE

Pete Doherty is a JUNKIE

Seriously, if he wasn't famous he'd get kicked out of places for being a homeless person. Scary. (He touches a supermodel with those fingers.)

 

I Love You SkeleTONS

I Love You SkeleTONS

A touching, eternal message of love!

 

Need to Make a Call?

Need to Make a Call?

…Reach out and touch his receiver! Yeah, you heard it!

 

"Touch Dic"

This is some sort of product for the Nintendo DS. And if an old greasy man tries to give it to you from his creepy van, RUN! RUN AWAY!!!!

 

Don't Touch

Don't Touch

Keep off the women, you friggin' perverts! You're confusing them!