Don't Z-list celebrities ever get tired of showing us their panties?

Abigail Clancy was a runner up on UK's Next Top Model although from the face and leopard print panties could swear she was in "Bobby Babes 4".

Carrot Top is the physical specimen of de-evolution. Seriously? His shoulder muscles are like L brackets! He is like a walking Chuckie doll.

Wino has a drug problem, she cancels tours, and wears pants 3 sizes too small. Someone needs to buy her some new pants, that’s some nasty muffin top.

Lindsay enjoy the sun at Venice beach when she went on a three-wheeling escape from rehab.

America's Next Top Stripper is more like it!

When you need to air out your crotch, clean off the top of your Red Bull can.

Jordan was spotted recently in large bikini top and not-so-large bump. Her belly's going to have to really work it if it wants attention away from her boobs!

America's Next Top Model is already tops in my pants! Er, I mean book!

At one time, Paris used a fake Ohio ID. The weirdest part? It lists her eyes as green, even though she has naturally brown eyes and wears blue contacts!

This year, Santa's got a different way of handling the "naughty" children on his list.

The "George Dubya Tush buttplug fills the void in for the political loved one's on your holiday shopping list!

Is a little Donald Trump on your kid's reading list this summer?