If there is a God, his plan is really annoying.

Abigail Clancy was a runner up on UK's Next Top Model although from the face and leopard print panties could swear she was in "Bobby Babes 4".

Carrot Top is the physical specimen of de-evolution. Seriously? His shoulder muscles are like L brackets! He is like a walking Chuckie doll.

Wino has a drug problem, she cancels tours, and wears pants 3 sizes too small. Someone needs to buy her some new pants, that’s some nasty muffin top.

"OK so get this officer, I was chasing a burglar out of my house, right? Then my pants just shot off into the street and he pulled out a gun, I got scared and I..."

AP: Curtis Allgier stole a gun from a corrections officer and shot him to death Monday, when the prisoner was at a doctor's appointment in the University of Utah medical center. He was later captured at an Arby's.

Lindsay enjoy the sun at Venice beach when she went on a three-wheeling escape from rehab.

America's Next Top Stripper is more like it!

Creed front-douche Scott Stapp got arrested (again) when he came home high and threw an Orangina bottle at his wife. He also owns a lot of guns.

Calm down, dude. She just wanted an autographed copy of 'Oops! I Did It Again.'

When you need to air out your crotch, clean off the top of your Red Bull can.

Jordan was spotted recently in large bikini top and not-so-large bump. Her belly's going to have to really work it if it wants attention away from her boobs!

America's Next Top Model is already tops in my pants! Er, I mean book!

This is an infamous store in Maine. Their slogan is, "If we ain't got it, you don't need it." True dat.

These two were gunned down in a battle over Cool Ranch Doritos earlier this year.