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Tom Cruise Tries To Fix It All With Bears

Tom Cruise Tries To Fix It All With Bears
Not even a stuff bear will make Suri happy about having Tom Cruise as a father.
9/22/2008

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Katie Holmes Is A Giant

Katie Holmes Is A Giant
Tom Cruise can almost walk under her legs.
9/19/2008

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Katie Holmes Turns On The Lights

Katie Holmes Turns On The Lights
Katie Holmes is simply excited because Tom Cruise isn't by her side.
8/15/2008

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Tom Cruise is Two Steps Above The Rest

Tom Cruise is Two Steps Above The Rest
For all you ladies with Maverick fantasies, this is why he was cast, pilots are tiny.
5/6/2008

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Travolta Gives Mustache Rides

Travolta Gives Mustache Rides
Now what makes people think Scientology is crazy?
4/28/2008

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The Real Tom Cruise

The Real Tom Cruise
Cyber skin removed, this is what Tom really looks like. No self respecting gay man should ever let himself get this fat. Queericide, it’s the only answer.
11/20/2007

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Suri Cruise - 20 Years Later

Suri Cruise - 20 Years Later
Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.
9/4/2007

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The Gays are Flaming Mad

The Gays are Flaming Mad
A world-renowned gay bar caught fire this week. In typical fashion, the gays used it as en excuse to party and freak out the squares. Tom Cruise had no comment.
8/23/2007

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Tom Cruise is a Dancing Machine

Tom Cruise is a Dancing Machine
Tom & Katie boogied their butts off at the Beckhams "Welcome to America" party – apparently the chicken dance makes Tom sweat!
7/25/2007

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Scientology Punishes Katie!

Scientology Punishes Katie!
Katie Holmes is reportedly being punished by the "church" of Sciencrappery for not abiding by their alien overlords rules! No, Katie, NOOOOO!
3/14/2007

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