It's time to get on a workout plan now that summer is over. Wait. Whaaaaa?

She's either jumpin' or bangin'. Wait -- she's doing both!

We'd love to skateboard on this if only to a rim job of the rails on a half pipe. (wait...we're trying to talk Sk8r. Did that make any sense?)

Not even a stuff bear will make Suri happy about having Tom Cruise as a father.

Tom Cruise can almost walk under her legs.

Katie Holmes is simply excited because Tom Cruise isn't by her side.

Lindsay, we've already seen your crotch. Let's see your boobs! Oh wait, we've already seen those, too.

For all you ladies with Maverick fantasies, this is why he was cast, pilots are tiny.

Remember when everybody couldn't wait for her and her sister to turn 18? Yeah, that seems like it was a long time ago.

Tom Brady is watching you young man, he's watching you like the Jets in Cover-2.

Seriously nerds, thats the monster you've all been waiting for? You've been JJ'd.

When 1 minute is just too much time to wait, feel free to shoot yourself. No toast for you.

Victoria let some of her pit boob escape it's cold and frigid prison. It looks like a sack of fat… Oh wait…

"Look, my name may be Brown, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. Yeah, you sit over there…"

Cyber skin removed, this is what Tom really looks like. No self respecting gay man should ever let himself get this fat. Queericide, it’s the only answer.

This English cat waits every morning for his owner to pick him up nearly a mile from the house. No one knows where he goes or why, but every morning he is waiting at the exact same place at 8 am.

How many of you that voted for him, still think you made the best choice? Wait… are those robot legs!!? AWESOME!

Wait a minute.. Who wants their teeth to get darker?

Pauly Shore has gotten fat! This girl must either be blind, dumb or under the assumption Pauly has money… wait.. Does he?

Lighting farts is so hot! Why can't all girls be like this. No, no wait - on second though, we don't want this.