Here are photos from January Jones' appearance in the latest GQ, a magazine we would have no interesting in buying if it wasn't for photos like these.

Not even a stuff bear will make Suri happy about having Tom Cruise as a father.

Tom Cruise can almost walk under her legs.

We feel so sorry for this dude who just made out with Star Jones.

Katie Holmes is simply excited because Tom Cruise isn't by her side.

For all you ladies with Maverick fantasies, this is why he was cast, pilots are tiny.

Tom Brady is watching you young man, he's watching you like the Jets in Cover-2.

Cyber skin removed, this is what Tom really looks like. No self respecting gay man should ever let himself get this fat. Queericide, it’s the only answer.

Wait a minute.. Who wants their teeth to get darker?

Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.

A world-renowned gay bar caught fire this week. In typical fashion, the gays used it as en excuse to party and freak out the squares. Tom Cruise had no comment.

Tom & Katie boogied their butts off at the Beckhams "Welcome to America" party – apparently the chicken dance makes Tom sweat!

Here's a question: Was Al Reynolds gay before he married Star? Or did he just turn gay? (See picture)

Hollywood's Drug Problem. Bad for young jonesing starlets… good for Star Jones!