From the "oops nobody was suppose to see these photos" files.

What you're seeing here is the dreaded Child Monster of the Sea trying to choke and kill the singer Seal.

It's good to know that Cindy Crawford still has what it takes to fulfill our fantasies, even if they are our MILF fantasies.

Whenever there's an opportunity to be gay, it's a museum.

We have no idea what Paz has acted in, and we don't really care. She's wearing a thong for crying out loud. That is all you need to know about her.

We definitely like Alba a lot better these days. Her boobs have that post-pregnancy bounce to them.

Here's a photo from the cellphone of Miley Cyrus. Supposedly someone hacked the phone and obtained this shot, but we think she put it on the net because she wants to be Lindsay Lohan, like, NOW!.

Kim Kardashian is amazed to find to huge boobs on her chest.

Lindsay Lohan's little sister almost looks old enough to collect social security.

After this photo was taken, the tree started to cry and it ran away.

Scarecrow Wino will frighten crows away from your crops, but she'll introduce your kids to heroin first!

Don't Z-list celebrities ever get tired of showing us their panties?

Yeah, we hate James Blunt, too.

Another Windows vs. Mac comparison. Will everybody just stop making these comparisons and switch to a Mac already?

We totally had to run to the bathroom for some alone time after first seeing this photo.

Just yesterday some fat dude tried to run off with Hilary Duff as she was swimming the ocean. Luckily, he later realized she wasn't a hamburger.

10 years ago, we only had 2 kinds of T-shirts to choose from; today we have 3!

She's able to trap flies when they swarm above her bikini. It's actually pretty cool.

We have to keep ourselves from doing this everyday, too.

Somebody stick a pin in her boobs and watch her shoot to the moon.