By smoking a joint, what did you expect her to plant a tree and drive a hybrid?

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.

Contrary to popular belief, it is possible to will your boobs to grow.

Yes, Anna Kournikova is looking at your love handles and thinking she definitely doesn't want to bang you.

You so want to bone Audrina's bones, don't you?

At least they didn't have to photoshop her boobs.

Rihanna's new tattoo is a message to girls EVERYWHERE. What it's saying, we have no idea.

Amy Winehouse, if you're going to flash us, makes sure we're blind first.

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

Oh Katy, you're just forcing us to want you really, really bad.

Love or hate her, you all want to bang her.

If we had to grow a beard, it would look exactly like this one.

Roll over the picture to find out who's sporting cottage cheese in their ass.

Somebody is a bit too eager to get a piece of Britney Spears' new body.

We like the fact that some girls are just known for having slutty big boobs.

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

(rollover the picture to reveal the shocking conclusion to this picture's title!)

Here's a couple pictures of Audrina that will hopefully convince you to lose weight and/or get boob implants to prepare yourself for spring break.

The editor of this newspaper has obviously never delivered a pizza to a 40-year-old woman's door and then proceeded to have sex with her.

The Westminster Dog Show is this week. And judging by this photo, it's also a time to for judges to totally abuse the crap out of cute defenseless puppies.