OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Paris Nippleton

Paris Nippleton

Paris desperately holds tight to her last bit of dignity as she clutches a teddy bear and slips some nip.

 

Neck Tumor

Neck Tumor

It's not a tumah! My belt was just too tight!

 

Sexy Santa Jessica Simpson

Sexy Santa Jessica Simpson

Jess just loves her too-tight outfits. We ain't your gynecologist, Jessica!

 

Jeans So Tight

Jeans So Tight

I'm sure this does wonders for his sperm count. …Not like he should be reproducing, anyway.

 

Double-Parking Accident

Double-Parking Accident

Those money-hungry parking garages are getting really tight with their spaces! Hey-o!

 

Tight Jeans

Tight Jeans

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