Just in case you didn't know how to be a tool...

Britney presents a strong case for both sides, looking at her it is hard to argue there is an "intelligent design" while it is also questionable we are moving forward as a species.

And now, for my next trick, I am going to install a sing on my ear that says "In case of altercation, pull this".

Sure, its possible this is just an issue of angles, but whatever the case… DAMN! Posh looks something retarded fierce!

There is no joke for this image, whether it's real or not, we don't know. Whatever the case, this is just plain wrong. Poor guy.

Ok, so apparently that is a man, not a short gnome woman. Whatever the case, it’s a pretty sad day in hell when a short dyke looking guy is better looking than you are. Sucks to be Brooke.

Melanie Griffith has aged to perfection. In this case perfection embodies the look of a leather handbag. Hopefully its Prada, we love Prada.

In case you were wondering, Kelly Brook has HUGE, NATURAL boobies. You're welcome.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, unless you're Pam Anderson and your nipple slips out of your dress, in which case the photos get posted all over the internets.

Baby-daddy Larry Birkhead has a tattoo of Anna Nicole on his lower back, just in case we weren't sure which side of the trailer park he's from. (It's the trashy side.)

In case you've never seen Wonder Showzen, you're in for a treat. It's the bomb-sizzle!

The girl has a serious case of pancake ass. I mean, look at the way her mudflaps droop! Gross!

In case of fire, do not use elevator, use spiral slide.