Always thought she was hot; this just confirms it.

Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

OH HAI, CAMERA PERSON. CAN U PLS TAKE PIC NOW!?!

If R2D2 really looked like we're pretty sure he could have killed Darth Vader is his ass-rays. Hey Oh!

Oh, that's perverted. (Once you see it you'll spit bricks!)

Oh, little puppy! Aren't you glad you're not Paris Hilton's? Oh, yes you are! Oh yes you are!

Oh, Mr. Cameron. You didn't just rip off Delgo, did you? (Psst! That's awesome! We secretly love that movie!"

After seeing her panties, Harry's potter exploded. Hey oh!

Oh look! Our favorite non-celebrity announced she's pregnant on Twitter. Here's what her stomach is going to look like in a couple months, as imagined by our friends at Starcasm.com.

Oh Katy, you're just forcing us to want you really, really bad.

Oh, how can you accuse a face like that of committing genocide?

And the baby's first words are going to be "Wha Whaaaa!" Hey oh!

Oh look! That crazy lady has a side coming out of her boobs!

"Oh hi, are you taking a picture of me? Sure is a weird time to take a picture of me, all awkwardly bent over, not smiling and such...oh you can see down my shirt? Wonderful."

Lindsay, we've already seen your crotch. Let's see your boobs! Oh wait, we've already seen those, too.

Blake Lively in a bikini is proof positive that Gossip Girl needs to be set somewhere tropical if we're ever going to watch. Oh, and Hi Maria Menounos!

Almost forgot about you, how are you doing? Wearing sweatpants, smoking cigarettes, and showing a little bump, good to see you're staying the course.

Thought meth made you skinny and scabby, not fat and flabby, oh well, still sucks to be you.

Oh, those kids, they sure know how to pose for a candid, uncontroversial photo...

"See guys, a girl! Her name's Sophie Monk and her bangin' body is all mine!...why aren't we touching? oh you missed that, i was hetero-ing all over her inside."