Remember Natalie Imbruglia? She sings that one song we forgot the name off? Well yeah, here she is. She had to wear a bikini to make people notice here again.

It's funny because it's true. And you're a loser.

The Disney circle of life has been completed as the former star returns home to ride Alice in Wonderland with her girlfriend.

They listened to Soundgarden, watched Singles, and talked about how much easier life would be if they lived in Seattle.

Here's hoping Kristen Bell never finds out where Hyde is or how wonderful cocaine makes you feel and spends her life innocent and signing autographs at comic book conventions.

Pregnancy is such an exciting time in a teenager's life, she has her whole life behind her.

Take it from us, some things are better off left animated.

She's a lot like her sister, she has amazing boobs at a young age and seems destined for a miserable failure of a life.

The punching bags Hulk had installed on his daughters chest show no signs of life.

Lindsay Lohan probably will mimick Marilyn Monroe's life in every way, other than the respected film career, which Lohan has replaced with Razzie award winning film career.

Could you look any more angry about having a model in your lap in a bikini?

Score a little credit for Scientology and Will Smith as his film proclaimed "Giants lose to Patriots for second time this season 23 to 7." LRH lives!

This is how Jesus really lived his life, as a tricky illusionist.

It's like a reverse planetarium.

Someone left Dina Lohan in the dryer too long and she done shrunked. 3 feet or not, she still plans on furiously ruining her daughters life.

Beth Ditto showed the the world her lady bits and ended up looking more like a black hole, sucking the life out of the room.

Paris Hilton was violated as a hungry photog tried to snap a picture of her "ladyness". The pap, is now blind.

Graffiti on the outside of the Kwik-E-Mart in Burbank. El Barto lives!!

A dozen 7/11 stores have been transformed into Kwik-E marts as a promotional campaign for the Simpson's Movie.

This life-like horse sculpture is made entirely out of driftwood! Beautiful, majestic, and safe from becoming dog food!