Frances Bean is currently going through that awkward teen phase, where should could end up beautiful like her father, or a bloated stripper-turned-celebrity-turned-tragedy like her mother. Only time will tell.

Rose McGowan showed up at a Oscars afterparty with some weird bandaid under her eye. Girl is looking rough!

Oh, those clever boob-lovers! What will they think up next??

What Would George W. Bush Do? This chart pretty much sums it up.

Britney left rehab this morning! One of her dancers apparently picked her up, less than 24 hours after she checked in.

This is what they eat in New England all the time. It keeps their strength up.

Paris Hilton showed up at her own birthday party with what looked like foundation clumsily smeared on her face, and sparkle lotion glooped on her chest. Doing your make-up in the limo, Paris?

Hermione's all grown up! (I feel dirty).

Singer Brandy was involved in a fatal car accident on Dec. 30, 2006, and was caused when Brandy's 2007 Land Rover collided with this 2005 Toyota, resulting in a four-car pile-up.

More from the Paris Exposed files! She smokes weed in what appears to be a public café.

More from the Paris Exposed files! She's loading up a pipe from her bag o' grass.

Matthew certainly likes to party it up with the ladies!

Liquid Generation CTO Helga recently had her baby photos dug up. The truth is surprising!

Unfortunately for Rose, it looks like some crappy plastic surgery went afoul! She REALLY ain't got nothing on Dita Von Teese!

You know he's got a pretty big carrot under there.

That's so freakin adorable. I bet they had to keep up that kiss all night, just to make the make-up work.

Me no rikey when dey sclew up me Engrish.

I can only assume this guy showed up at the PS3 line outside of Best Buy, trying to taunt the rival gamers. Bravo, sir, your life is complete.

I find Futurama to be lacking the kind of grit abd edginess I need in a cable television cartoon. Maybe they can Cowboy Bebop it up a notch.

Iron Mike was so jacked up on blow that he told the cops he snorted chazz "every chance he got." Then he licked their faces and ate their babies.