This is a woman who is clearly familiar with double-stick tape. But maybe she needed to air them out?

You know your night is gonna be crazy, when you hook up with this chick.

It's pretty obvious who doesn't belong in this picture.

Yeah, this is exactly how da Bears are looking this season, too.

Always thought she was hot; this just confirms it.

Part of us is jealous and we wish this would happen to our foot. It would be a great way to spend the afternoon.

Her butt makes us want to cry happy tears just to know something like it exists in this horrible world.

Well, that's what we've gathered from this sign at least.

It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

We're not going to lie: this totally made us want to run to the bathroom, turn off the lights and hope to God nobody hears us.

We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.

Mad Men star Christina Hendricks married someone this weekend. Not this guy though; he's just somebody with a cool mustache. Anyway, this picture should remind you that her new husband is probably the luckiest man alive. So is mustache man for standing next to her.

This is like the day I found out Santa wasn't real.

There's something a "little" funny about this picture.

If you look really close you can see her penis.

This kid is going to grow up to be such a baller.

This kid is totally luckly.

Hmmm....this guy actually looks delicious.

Even though we would never be caught dead reading GQ Magazine (for fear that it will make us start dressing better!). But if they continue to populate that magazine with pictures like this, we'll get a lifetime subscription.

This little iPhone app will convert your texts into supper annoying Kanye texts.