I don't think one of those cameras is pointed at the car.

Yeah, we'd definitely think about asking for her hand in marriage or just have sex with her. Whatevs.

Always thought she was hot; this just confirms it.

You really have to think before you post. Never forget that, fools.

But lay off the clown makeup, girly. Batman isn't out to get you.

Here is Kelly, vacationing in LA with her boobs and butt. That's all we need to say because we don't even think you're looking at these words at this point.

You might have thought that Anna Faris would be perfect for you because she seems like a regular chick and she's funny and seems to be into fat dudes. Well, you're right. Except for the part about being into you...she's into the fat dude pictured above, who she married over the weekend.

Yes, Anna Kournikova is looking at your love handles and thinking she definitely doesn't want to bang you.

Yeah, we think Barbie is a lot sexier than Mickey Mouse, too.

We don't know whether Kanye West's girlfriend, Amber Rose, is bangable or not. What do you think?

We never thought we'd see anything more perverted than a Japanese businessman, but here we are!

(rollover the picture to reveal the shocking conclusion to this picture's title!)

Brazilian model Sheyla Hershey supposedly has the biggest breasts in the world. They're triple KKK, which we didn't even know existed. You think these are hot?

We never thought we'd see this day come. Pamela Anderson is officially busted. At this point, we can't even fantasize about her anymore. Sad face.

We can't even look at Megan Fox without thinking how much she'd vomit if she saw us naked.

Woops, at least we thought that was a dude with Lindsay. It's just Samantha! Sorry, folks!

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.

Here's a photo from the cellphone of Miley Cyrus. Supposedly someone hacked the phone and obtained this shot, but we think she put it on the net because she wants to be Lindsay Lohan, like, NOW!.

Judging by the number of pictures snapped of Lindsay revealing her flat stomach on the set of "Labor Pains", she is really nervous people think she's actually pregnant.

Heidi, Spencer, & Hulk Hogan all wear Ed Hardy's pseudo-tattoo covered line of clothes, they are also giant douches. Coincidence? We think not.