Just because you stare longingly at a pair of ripe, voluptuous boobs in need of love and attention, that makes you a little pervert!?!

Seriously, when are people going to stop taking pictures of our dad!

Okay, how did somebody get a picture of us installing our new graphics card?

Some like the wing, others like the breast. You like the dong.

This baby is going to grow up to worship the devil.

Damn! You mean our Passion of the Christ DVD isn't playable in this thing?

The girl by our urinal just vomits.

This is a tricky one. Can you find the baby?

Here's a picture of Lindsay Lohan's inspiration. Hopefully her boobs will look as big as this guy's.

We hear the sound of opportunity knocking on Pat Morita's door.

Yes, but how old do you have to be?

Not until we finally know whether the carpet matches the curtains.

Why do ugly people always have to ruin the fun?

The most intense game of Jenga ever.

This new version of Microsoft Word will now recognize Ebonics and 50 Cent's cottage cheese mouth.

She's suddenly not the MILF we remember her as.

All those punk rock girls you see on the street won't age well, too. We'd hate to see a back tattoo on our grandma

This is why Nick Lachey kicked Jessica Simpson to the curb. It's better to cut your losses when you're ahead. Or a dick.

It's LiquidGeneration's policy to expose the stupidity of hipsters. Wait a minute. We are hipsters. Damn it!