20 inch Dubs on a Schwinn bike? This guy is da bomb! DA Bomb! HE'S THE IZZLE! THE DIZZLE!

Welcome to the Tranny Shop! We have shemales and transvestites of all shapes and sizes!

Funny looking people are the happiest people on earth.

This guy makes LiquidGeneration's Helga The Help look sexy.

The kid is learning about the good things in life.

Nothing makes your hands clean like a little love juice from the Knight Rider himself!

Some like the wing, others like the breast. You like the dong.

This baby is going to grow up to worship the devil.

Damn! You mean our Passion of the Christ DVD isn't playable in this thing?

The girl by our urinal just vomits.

This is a tricky one. Can you find the baby?

We hear the sound of opportunity knocking on Pat Morita's door.

Yes, but how old do you have to be?

Not until we finally know whether the carpet matches the curtains.

Why do ugly people always have to ruin the fun?

The most intense game of Jenga ever.

This new version of Microsoft Word will now recognize Ebonics and 50 Cent's cottage cheese mouth.

She's suddenly not the MILF we remember her as.

All those punk rock girls you see on the street won't age well, too. We'd hate to see a back tattoo on our grandma

This is why Nick Lachey kicked Jessica Simpson to the curb. It's better to cut your losses when you're ahead. Or a dick.