Actually this time around we should be calling it re-rehab. HA! Hopefully Promises will help more than Wonderland did!

Nicole Richie sent a sarcastic yet caustic email invitation to her Memorial Day BBQ that demanded binge-drinking and anorexia at the bash. Later Mischa Barton passed out.

Paris Hilton got sentenced to 45 days in jail! YAY!!!!

Well I guess when you're clean, you can party harder than those losers, huh? Right Lins?

Fergie was TOO DRUNK TO FLY the other day when she tried to board a flight to L.A. from London. They wouldn't let her on, and she was falling over. (We presume she was sober enough when she did this Maxim shoot)

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee were seen kissing recently, after spending the day together with their children. Could it be a third chance for the sexy couple?

Britney is just looking freaky these days… here she is checking out the scene of photographers outside.

Looking bizarre but cleaner these days, Courtney Love says she supports Britney Spears and thinks the shaved head was a cool move.

A surprisingly sober Tara Reid is looking less like a bag o' puke these days. Good for her.

Law & Order brings the love on Valentines Day.

Law & Order brings the love on Valentines Day.

Law & Order brings the love on Valentines Day.

Law & Order brings the love on Valentines Day.

Just in time for Valentine's Day – two skeletons eternally interlocked in an embrace.

Never one to dissappoint, Paris was just hanging out one day… and she was REALLY hanging out! If you know what I mean! (And I think you do!)

The kids and their perceptions of sex these days.

After "passing out" on New Years Eve, then reportedly going into rehab/detox spa the next day, Britney was recently seen partying hard in Hollywood, once again. Flattering!

I saw this lady waiting for the bust the other day in West Hollywood. You know I hope that bus didn't clash with her outfit.

Oh Andre, it's a sad, sad day when Dakota is dressed better than you.

The lengths they go with guerilla marketing these days…