We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.

We definitely like Alba a lot better these days. Her boobs have that post-pregnancy bounce to them.

Remember the days when your ass was just used for crapping and farting?

It's a sad day when you're hoping the strap DOESN'T fall any further down her shoulder.

The most natural thing in this photo is Heidi's chest, this could signal the apocalypse.

One day you're with Joe Francis on a bus, the next you're getting paid to blow the Governor of New York, it's a slippery slope.

He woke up one day and had a vision, a dream, "Yes We Can"...design a logo for my campaign that looks just like my breakfast.

After spending one day pretending to be homeless Tyra Banks claims she understands their plight. She also only spent one day in high school and proclaimed "I'm smart".

With all the nasty ass crap that lesbians are doing with each other these days, it's a surprise heterosexual men have not been phased out.

Don’t worry kids, it's just your father. Pretend that you're scared though, it will really make land sharks day.

Marcus and Julian spent the weekends performing awkwardly gay tricks for the crowds. One day, Julian saw his reflection in a mirror, mid flip, it was all down hill from there.

A coal worker in China takes a bath after a long day in the mines. Sorry Ling Po, no amount of water will shake off the black lung.

For those tough days shopping at Wal Mart. Just watch those urchin shoppers flee!

After a long day of work, what better way to cool off than a delicious Bird's Nest drink.

Ms. Olsen #1 looks better here than she does during any other given day. The undead look works for you, live it.

"3 days my ass, you get back here you sneaky devil! Set your Proton Packs to resurrection!"

Ricky Martin… National Coming out day was just recently upon us… hint, hint.

Too many cliches dance around this picture. Lets just say, can you imagine if the heads came alive while you were relaxing one day? Its like Return to Oz!

Sure vomit makes anyone hideous and undesirable, but at the end of the day… at least she isn't that fat chick.

Ok, so apparently that is a man, not a short gnome woman. Whatever the case, it’s a pretty sad day in hell when a short dyke looking guy is better looking than you are. Sucks to be Brooke.