But lay off the clown makeup, girly. Batman isn't out to get you.

Thank God for the internet. Thank God for TwitPic. If @kimkardashian didn't love to get almost naked so much these things would just be too boring for us. Here's Kim showing off her body as she gets it ready for a Quick Trim shoot.

We covered up Mischa's boobs for you because, to tell you the truth, they weren't that great. Thank us with hugs!

Some people scar themselves, DELIBERATELY to create patterns from the keloids. Yeah… no thanks.

Hello everyone, this is your captain speaking. If you would take a moment to look out the window to your left, the plane will tip over, thank you.

"So how is that rocking acting career coming along? Oh yeah, really? Umm yeah, you know what, I will have the Steak, thanks".

This is the health industry's answer to sugary food? Cooking with ass batter? No thanks pooh, that’s one rumbly in my tumbly, we don’t want.

Hell no, I am not going to smell that. I don’t care how long he has been missing. It looks like he was missing his ass by about 2 feet long before he even got himself lost.

Thank god! Finally a place we can take our families without having to deal with all those damned homos! We will never again have to worry about gay men breaking into our houses and having anal sex in front of our children or us.

Quato, the talking fetus from Total Recall has FINALLY found new work! Thank God, watch him this fall on Fox, your home for quality entertainment.

Thank God this guy took the time to make his custom rims beautiful. Now that's some fine airbrushing!

The best part of the boob is the underboob. Thanks for illustrating that for us, Heather.

Thank god she's back to her skanky roots.

Dominic "Lost" his balls for a second, then found them again. Thank the lord.

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Paris like the beach. She also likes flashing her slash at the paparazzi! Thank god it's covered this time.